Character Introduction: Joseph

Mostly Glory.

Hi, everyone, my name is Joseph Matheson. My two favorite things in just about the whole world are watching movies and insulting people, so I figure movie reviewer pretty much has me written all over it. I'm pretty lazy, so we'll see how well I do at actually writing anything.

I love movies, I'm mildly (slash excessively) obsessed with Zooey Deschanel, and I currently have a lot of free time, so hopefully you'll all get to know me and my opinions about movies a lot better in the near future.

Now all I need to do is find an awesome quote to use as my signature at the end of every post. Hm . . . should we go trendy and confusing (coughInceptioncough) or old school (Star Wars)? Or how about self-deprecating and related (I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. - Bette Davis)? Naw, I'm gonna stick with a good old fashioned inside joke:

Death and Glory,
Joseph.